Thursday, March 17, 2005

Lil' Kim Convicted of Perjury

Well as we all should have expected, Lil' Kim (Kimberly Jones) was convicted of perjury earlier today. This may lead to up to 20 years in prison for the short rapper. During the trial proceedings it was revealed that Ms. Jones was discovered by Biggie Smalls while working at H&R Block. I guess that is how one gets street cred nowadays?

I liked this part of the AP story:

The prosecutor belittled the defense claim that the sunglasses-wearing Lil' Kim didn't notice her two close friends at the scene of the crime.

'You would have to believe they were magic sunglasses that only block out your friends who were shooting people,' Seibel told the jury.

Was that her whole defense? If so, she might want to consider a new lawyer for her appeal.

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